Funny first. Useful last.

About Room Roast

Room Roast turns one photo of your room into a sharp, specific AI roast delivered as a captioned voiceover video. It is built for dorms, first apartments, bedrooms, and WFH setups that need honesty more than another mood board.

The joke is only half the product. Every roast ends with realistic, budget-conscious fixes, so you leave entertained and knowing exactly what to move, hide, replace, or light differently.

We roast spaces, not people. Your identity, body, and budget are never the punchline—and your photo is never posted without permission.

Think your room can take it?

Give Room Roast one photo. We will bring the honesty and the fixes.